High-flying and cocky

Chris Andersen jest moim ulubionym graczem Denver Nuggets, zmagających się obecnie w finałach konferencji z Los Angeles Lakers. Pierwsze wrażenie - koszykarska wersja Vanilla Ice. Po bliższym zapoznaniu się z jego grą i twitterem okazuje się, że Andersen jest wyluzowanym, wnoszącym wiele dobrej energii latającym wariatem. I jest chyba najczarniejszym białym w lidze. Birdman odwiedził niedawno 'młodszą' szkołę średnią (dzieciaki ok.14-15 lat) w Gulfport, gdzie opowiadał o swojej smutnej narkotykowej przeszłości. Oto fragmenty wypowiedzi Birdmana:

'First, you need to know how I was introduced to drugs. I knew a guy in college who had a lot of Peter Tosh records and a killer weed connection. He was getting Purple Haze before there was a such thing as Purple Haze. Now, I don’t know how much marijuana you kids have smoked but this was some potent stuff.'

'Oh, eventually, the marijuana wasn’t exciting enough so I graduated to LSD and Ecstasy. You don’t know what your mind’s capable of until you take 3 hits of window pane and chug a little GHB. I saw the Aqua Teen Hunger Force characters come to life out of my computer. Shake and Frylock challenged me and PJ Brown to a game of basketball! Frylock had a nice up and under move and Shake kept putting the ball inside his lid. But, that wasn’t the worst of it. I ended up dry humping the cigarette lighter in my buddy Stan’s ‘88 Honda Accord while we listened to System of a Down.'

Tu należą się wyjaśnienia. Birdman wspomina PJ Browna, świetnego power forwarda, obecnie już na emeryturze. PJ w zeszłym roku zdobył nawet mistrzostwo NBA z Boston Celtics. Brown i Andersen mieli bliskie spotkanie z postaciami 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' (na obrazku poniżej, Frylock to ten w środku).

'Well, the fun parts of my story are over because next I turned to heroin and meth. Have any of you kids ever been to Sacramento? [silence] Well, thank your lucky stars. Sacramento is so boring even psychedelic drugs can’t make it exciting.'

'Well, while I was still on the “H” [Heroine] I went down to the hotel parking lot and huffed some gas and drank a quart of Cobra malt liquor. Then I stripped down naked and wrapped an ACE bandage around my genitalia. [principal approaches again] Hang on Mrs. Langston…then I went out to the freeway and tried to flag down motorists because I thought I was being chased by The Terminator.'